You'll all be thrilled to know that Harper Valley's back with her weekly Famous Stupid People contest. In celebration, here is installment #5 of my Famous Tools series.
Hillary Clinton, Tool #5 for a Reason. Five in fact.
1. This quote: "It's not over until the lady in the pantsuit says it is." For God's sake! There's a reason why these people hire fucking speech writers.
2. She stated she landed in Bosnia with her daughter amid "sniper fire" and that "there was no greeting ceremony...and we were basically told to run to our cars. That is what happened." Soon after she said this, a video surfaced revealing that she and Chelsea arrived in Bosnia to much fanfare and in safe, strikingly jolly-looking conditions. The pants of her pantsuit should be burnt to ashes by now, don't you think? Hm?
3. Canoodler Enabler. OK. No, what goes on in the bedrooms of the first couple is no one's business. But, her judgment around this issue speaks volumes. She is quoted as saying, "I'm not some Tammy Wynette standing by my man." Again, another pantsuit bites the dust. How many does she own? Perhaps she needs to wear a skirt or a flashy pair of capris for the rest of the campaign.
4. Her stance on NAFTA. It gets my goat when Americans complain about the raw deal they got with NAFTA. Let me just say this: YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE SHORT END OF THE STICK, OK? If anyone is, it's the Mexicans! So, Hillary, you have got to be kidding me. It's not working for y'all down there? Tough, isn't it? But billions of bucks in trade with China isn't the culprit at all, though, right? Oh, noooooooo. Clinton said in the Ohio debate: "we need to have a plan to fix NAFTA. I would immediately have a trade timeout, and I would take that time to try to fix NAFTA by making it clear that we'll have core labor and environmental standards in the agreement." Hell will freeze over before you change anything in NAFTA, Madame, and you know it. You did, after all, serve on the board of Wally World.
5. And speaking of Wally World, Hillary served on the Wally World board. "Buy America Program?" Uh-huh. See #4.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Famous Tools V: Hillary Clinton
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12 backtalkers:
If it helps, my parents' big screen TV makes Hilary's butt look huge in her pantsuits, lol.
Amen. Sure Obama's not perfect either but if I had to make the choice? It's a pretty obvious decision, at least for me.
Neither of these fools are for me.. They are idiots... I dont know who I want this year because either way we are screwed this time.
she's such a clit. they're all clits....this is an insult to clits. maybe she should put the pants over her head. NAFTA not good for the u.s....shit, they're reaping it in on our softwood lumber and other resources while trying for the big one - water.
ship of fools...or it that tools?
I loved this post. Will definitely start visiting HV.
I'm thinking Hillary will be killed before businesses let her touch their cheap labor, so won't have to worry about it.
NAFTA is screwed up though - we are getting foods up here from Mexico heavily contaminated with pesticides that are not allowed to be used here - why would we want to pay our farmers not to grow and buy that crap from Mexico? So China can buy all the farm land in Iowa?
I posted once about living amongst many illegals - I was working for a newspaper and started an investigative story as they were being taken advantage of by the employers in that town, they "owed their souls to the company store" to borrow a phrase from a song and lived in shacks where they were peeing down hoses running out through a hole in the wall into the street sewer. My life and family's life was threatened if I continued digging.
Canadians better be careful - as our economy is stolen by the south, they can believe it will keep creeping north - - -
I have paid into social security as well as Medicare all my life, and therefore claim first dibs on MY benefits - however a law was just passed to pass these out to illegals. A "Fair Trade?" I don't think so.
Our great open borders down south make great trade between the states - they bring up the Meth and Coke and other drugs, our gangs fight their gangs, and children die - not to mention their parents. Protecting this trade goes up even into the local U.S. politics and law enforcement. The press hushes it up.
I don't like reading through Spanish no labels before I get to the English or listening on the phone through Spanish so I can conduct my business - this is America, speak English, damn it.
So, Coyote - not that Hillary might even be truthful, but I can't put her down on that, at least she has something in her pantsuit besides a penis - - more than I can say for the other two.
Then the pantsuits? Love 'em. She made it acceptable for us woman not to be sex objects in the business place - yah, the guys love looking at our asses when we bend over in skirts - believe it! I put up with enough sexual harassment in my life time to write a very thick book.
I am so happy I can now wear a pantsuit to darn near any occasion or job, broad butt or no, and its not going to get me booed out of the supervisory positions, church, weddings, speaking engagements, whatever occasion our wonderful femme hearts desire to wear pantsuits to......
But then girls, I grew up watching my mother crawl around the floor of a grocery store in a skirt, stocking groceries because some man liked it that way. Oh yeh, don't forget the lower pay than the man crawling around doing the same job in his pants.
I can't figure out why women aren't grabbing their chance to rise above male domination in politics and life in general and getting behind this gutsy candidate. And, I feel sorry for someone who can only refer to a woman by her sexual organs.
Just my opinion - -
So, forgive me, but I'm in a corner, yelling - GO HILLARY - !!!!!!!! It wasn't too many years ago, that women weren't even allowed to vote. Uh, weren't allowed by whooooooo to vote?
Also Whitewater. I mean I know she's *innocent*, but don't we all know better than that?
I'm all for a female prez, I just don't want it to be her! (nor Condi...please God not Condi, never that...)
Sorry Coyote - politics gets me fired up - I guess growing up in the late 40's, and 50's and 60's and always having to make my own way at the whims of a man ruled society has shaped my life somewhat. I did not mean to be disrespectful - however I sure did depart from positively commenting and I apologize to you - this is YOUR blog, dear one, and I would not be derogatory for the world....oh dear, politics and religion will do it every time!
My hatred for her grows exponentially every day.
I'm a readin' your links - booboo on the assassination thing, eh?
ALL of our potential candidates are tools in my book. I'm voting "None of the Above"!
I don't think her assassination remark was inappropriate at all. She was trying - hahaha - to liken herself and her husband to RFK, sticking out their campaigns til the fat lady not only stopped singing but returned to her dressing room for some dinner and nap. It had nothin' to do, IMO, with Obama. A bit insensitive perhaps, nothing more. The comment is being used against her in the wrong way. Instead of saying, "How dare you mention assassination when Obama is being threatened?!" We should be saying, "How dare you two crumb-bums compare yourself to Robert Kennedy!"
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